Must. Not. Barf. Steady breaths, steady breaths.
Tracks
I want to become a hermit
And never leave the house for anything unnecessary.
Such as, wedding reception of former schoolmates. Goddammit, now I need to check if my makeup is still in good condition (FYI, haven’t used them in a yeeeaaaarrrr), if my shoes survived the tropical temperatures, if I’m going to need a new dress, do I need to do anything for my hair, do I have enough meds so I don’t end up barfing during the 8-course dinner I have to sit through.
Fuck everything.
Benedict Cumberbatch #21
THE ALEXANDER MCQUEEN SKULL MOTIF NECKTIE!!!!
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
Can I show this to everyone? Not even just people who think men are the superior gender. Just everyone.
They’re only experiencing the contractions though. Not the pushing a bowling ball out one orifice as it squishes the other two excretion orifices and you end up soiling the bed where your baby will end up but this is a good thing because it kicks starts their immune system!
Yes, people. Unless you were a C-baby, you were doused in your mother’s shit and pee upon your birth. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(Source: vimeo.com)
Sometimes, I read lovely, well-written fanfics and there’s a part of my brain going, “Comma, comma, comma, you fool! There’s supposed to be a comma there!”.
A grammar Nazi lives in my brain, I swear!
So, I did a thing and pretty much threw in my gas money. OH WELL! ZERO REGRETS!
My thesis project, Dom & Sub, a.k.a. why I’ve been such a bad tumblr-er/bad friend/etc. My artist statement:
Dom & Sub is a body of illustrative work in digital media that attempts to humanize practitioners of BDSM and offer a representation of kinky sex that not only refutes negative stereotypes but informs the audience that sadomasochistic play is done best between happy, healthy, and consenting adults. I portrayed the couple in the work not only engaging in S&M play but also building a “scene” together and nurturing one another after the play has concluded; these are moments often left unconsidered or completely ignored in visual representations of S&M. I believe it’s important to see how kinky scenes are crafted with care, commitment to safety and enthusiastic consent in order to limit those times when sadomasochistic play is used to abuse or dehumanize other human beings. It is my hope that my audience will learn from the illustrations that sadomasochistic play is not always dark or scary, and that fellow ‘kinksters’ can enjoy tender representations of S&M that do not ridicule or pathologize them. I’ve designed the work to engage sadomasochistic imagery, material and theory with an ethical conscience.
Love this! If anyone’s read London Leather, I’m seeing these two as Laura and chebs.
^^^HEADCANON ACCEPTED^^^^
HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG!
Boom. Light carbonara with pasta shells and bacon in under half an hour.
is there any Omegaverse fic where they lay eggs instead of having live birth? I was thinking about this the other day and now I can’t get the idea out of my mind!
i think there was a bird version once but they didn’t write about any egg-laying…can’t remember…
HEY #teamHAWKGUY:
Shirts. Shirts for you. For us. Curated by me. By WE LOVE FINE. They actually went for that one. Can you believe it? Because I can not.
I’m donating my curation commission to FUTURES WITHOUT VIOLENCE which works to end violence against women and children around the world. Sales online of these shirts (and whatever follows) or at shows where WE LOVE FINE are set up — ANY sales of these things — money goes to FWV.
FUckity fuck fuck fuckity fuck!
I ALMOST SPEWED OUT FOOD ONTO THE COMPUTER AT THE SIGHT OF THE FIRST SHIRT MMMKAY?
if you ever see me not reblogging this…
I am dead.
(Source: ab-ed)
I FOUND A PARALLEL
In Iron Man 2 when Natasha has broken into Whiplash’s lair and is talking to Tony through the computers she says “THE PARTY’S COMING TO YOU.”
AND THEN TONY IN THE AVENGERS SAYS “I’M BRINGING THE PARTY TO YOU.” AND NATASHA IS THE ONE TO REACT
WELL THAT WOULD EXPLAIN A FEW THINGS
‘Cannon dial for latitude 49° North. Cannon dials (or ‘time guns’ as they were occasionally known) were popular in the 18th century. A burning glass mounted above the plate would receive the sun’s rays at noon, so providing the heat to light the fuse at the end of the miniature cannon, causing it to fire and thus provide a signal for midday. Engraved on the dial-plate is the maker’s signature, Victor Chevalier Ingr. Breveté quai l’horlage 77 à Paris.’ (via National Maritime Museum)
“I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but apparently, your husband was shot by his own clock.”
“I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but apparently, your husband was shot by his own clock.”
Why isn’t New Orleans Mother’s Day parade shooting a ‘national tragedy’?
This is quite literally the first I’ve heard of it - that’s terrifying.
Really? It’s like, all over international news. Meaning I’m in South East Asia and the newspapers here covered it the day after it happened.
(Source: csanders)
I’m reading Chapter 4 of Old Gods, New Tricks when I see:
SERIOUSLY?!! Is this by accident or on purpose?!
There are no accidents in Lower Tadfield.
You just wait till you see where they’re going. This isn’t a crossover, but… well. Call it a tribute. <3
There are no accidents in Lower Tadfield.
Nope, no. Just the sphere of influence belonging to a certain Antichrist.
